In early 2017 David Ferris and I invented a poetry and music thing called Funkenteleky. But what is Funkenteleky?

The properties of Funkenteleky remain mysterious, but we know it is in no way similar to:

Doing the Bins,
……………Queuing,
……………….Spilt Milk,
…………Broken Umbrella,
…………..Untimely Whistling,
…………………….Ctrl+Alt+Delete,
………………………(Picnic, Dancing),
…………………………………Still Queuing,
………………………………Descending Stairs

Like other naturally occuring phenomena, such as lightning and Daniel Day-Lewis, Funkenteleky is usually on hiatus, but shall return when we all least expect it. To get some clues, though, contact me herefollow Funkenteleky on Facebook or Twitter, or, email Funkenteleky@gmail.com.